Tuesday, January 25, 2005

My Sister Musterbating

- Variable

- "Master, what is enlightenment?".
- "When you're hungry, eat. When you're tired, sleep."


Four monks decided to meditate in silence for two weeks. At dusk the first day, the wind blows off the candle.
The first monk said, "Oh, no! It blew out the candle. "
The second replies" Are not we not supposed to talk? "
The third repressed" Why do you have to break the silence? "
The fourth adds:" Ha! I was the only one who did not speak. "

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